Say something about the forumer above you

his display name makes me think of colonial williamsburg (for blacksmithery)
 
I'd probably lay him down by a fire given half a chance.

Then I'd put on the entire Planet of the Apes collection and create whisky coctails with lemon and ginger beer.
 
Her feet were transplanted on to a parrot. I couldn't help but laugh as it wiggled its (her) toes in fascination.