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Wants to bang a hot mormon woman and then use a coat hanger as abortive methods.
 
No, MOST alternate realities aren't that exciting. I'm pretty much the same in all of them, so I must be some kind of supporting hub for existence.

I did find one where you're a muscled man, though. You were dating Russell, who was a big-titted woman. But HE had the penises. I didn't stay long.
 
Has a picture of Jason Alexander in the buff hanging from her ceiling above her bed.