say something about ... yourself!

I dabble in the politics of sleep.

If I were president, I'd fund insomnia research. And demand more vacation time. 6 weeks for everyone!

Everything else is negotiable.
 
I'm having a beer of mourning for those great men and places lost to the country today.
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I'm trying to convince myself to stop being a huge pussy and to call the girl I met on Friday night. She gave me her number...that means she wants me to call, right?
 
I'm trying to convince myself to stop being a huge pussy and to call the girl I met on Friday night. She gave me her number...that means she wants me to call, right?

If she gave you her fucking number call or text her. Say what's up, then casually ask if she wants to go somewhere in a few days on the phone.
 
I love how people are always so inclined to giving advice, when they can't seem to take their own.

But they're all right on the matter. Give her a ring, play it comfortably.
 
Tell her that her meat curtains are sure blooming nicely today.

And then meet her in a public place, and punch her in the mouth. Set some ground rules quickly.