say something about ... yourself!

[Tide In Mind Out]

I'm tired of playing the nagging wife. But I'm also sick of spending my entire weekend grocery shopping, cooking for the week, doing loads of laundry, changing bed linens, cleaning the kitchen and bathroom and paying bills/budgeting/coupon cutting. He bitches on his days off that those are his days to relax, so he does shit and I bitch the entire week for him to do something, he doesn't, and I bust my ass on the weekend. Now that he's working evenings I come home to a kitchen full of dishes, three hungry animals and every goddamn light in the house on. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH


Kids - stay single.

So how's that married life?

This totally sounds like my parents...

 

[Super Mahrio]

Cara, you still growl like fuckin Benton

 

[Will Bozarth]

this one's MUCH better

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

this one's MUCH better

...Annnnd then we got kicked off that floor. Coincidence? I think not!

 

[Super Mahrio]

Will!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Will!

The next night, Will puked in a urinal, with his hair dangling in it. True story.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Goddamn I'm sexy.

 

[Super Mahrio]

The next night, Will puked in a urinal, with his hair dangling in it. True story.

D: uhhhhhhgh...poor bastard

 

[Will Bozarth]

The next night, Will puked in a urinal, with his hair dangling in it. True story.

the urinal was full of piss... while my hair was in it... while i was throwing up in it. then, i went up front and watched Woods of Ypres. I feel bad for the people that had to stand around me

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Cara, you still growl like fuckin Benton

*does it all sexy-like for you*

 

[Captain Beard]

*Peeks from behind the couch*

 

[Super Mahrio]

*does it all sexy-like for you*

HAWT!
one of these days ill subject you guys to my abnormally low singing voice....

 

[Captain Beard]

But can you sing like Big Boss?

 

[Super Mahrio]

oh..i dunno...hes not AS low as Pee-tuh but hes pretty deep...maybe with some practice.. LOL

 

[Nikki]

Snow all around outside, who wants to go sledding with me?

 

[Captain Beard]

Will you be in a sexy skin-tight snow suit?

 

[Nikki]

Will you be in a sexy skin-tight snow suit?

maybe I'll be naked!

 

[Captain Beard]

I'll be there sometime in the next 12 hours, gotta carry a couch with me.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[Nikki]

everyone's invited, we have a snow party.