say something about ... yourself!

[Nikki]

Oh, no, I drink because I like to. Most places don't offer anything worth a shit though. Adds to the puss-face.


Let's have a look? Some girls are cute in braces. And I need proof.

They're invisible

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Just how the fuck do your balls giggle? I need details.

Do you? Do you really?

 

[Calamitas1786]

Let's have a look? Some girls are cute in braces. And I need proof.

It's not so cute when they're yanking out clumps of pubes.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Just how the fuck do your balls giggle? I need details.

Well, you know how to chirp crickets rub their legs together.......

 

[Captain Beard]

It's not so cute when they're yanking out clumps of pubes.

Well did you at least get Nikki a toothpick afterward?

Well, you know how to chirp crickets rub their legs together.......

Ok, I call your bluff. Record this sound (not the crickets) and report back.

 

[Calamitas1786]

She flossed with her thong. SO HOT!!

 

[Nikki]

oh yes, it was lovely.

 

[Captain Beard]

I really need to get a more portable couch. This things is so heavy I never get to spy on the good shit.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Ok, I call your bluff. Record this sound (not the crickets) and report back.

See, now you're just trying to get me banned. HA!! I just called YOUR bluff!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

The couch: the everyday man's cloaking device.

 

[Nikki]

can't go wrong with couches.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

aTEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE.

 

[Captain Beard]

You didn't sit on my booby-trapped couch did you? If you did, you lust lost your virginity to a bad spring.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

I'm feeling fucking Emo and shit.

 

[Captain Beard]

Have a wank, then a nap?

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Wanking wakes me up and I'm too busy to nap.

 

[Captain Beard]

Ok, a sandwich.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

I already ate.

 

[Captain Beard]

Go vomit and have another?

 

[Cat5Messiah]

I'd rather not waste my precious nutrients. The creatine and protein shake I also had should not be wasted.