say something about ... yourself!

[~Lynn~]

gave my two weeks :Spin:

Don't forget to lay a steamer in the bathroom and not flush on your last day! :zombie:

 

[Super Mahrio]

LOLZ lynn!
good Job Karen!

i had coffee come out my nose this morning...

 

[Lunar Still]

i had coffee come out my nose this morning...

...without drinking any first?!?!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

So there's this woman in the store right now who won't stop smiling and she has HORRIBLE jagged yellow teeth and looking at her makes me really uncomfortable.

 

[Captain Beard]

Does she have a British accent? It would make sense if she did.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

She doesn't, so it's even less acceptable!

 

[Captain Beard]

Boooooo! Can you sneak pictures?

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Ew and some black dude who looks just like the you gonna get raped guy was just leaning against the glass staring into the store for like 30 seconds.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

If I had a camera phone I would sneak pictures of every ugly person I saw.

 

[Captain Beard]

Cadbury Creme Eggs <3

 

[Calamitas1786]

hung out with a chick from work the last 2 nights...

man oh man

One of the redheads?

 

[Swabs]

Does she have a British accent? It would make sense if she did.

Still don't understand the use of the word "British" all the time, Britain = England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland. A "british" accent would sound fucked up

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

When Americans say British, they usually mean English.

 

[Captain Beard]

If we refer to all of you, we say UK. We never include Ireland in that, either. British to us = you English fucks and your shitty teeth.

 

[Super Mahrio]

ugh i feel a little better but man i almost vomited maximus earlier

 

[Lordlucid]

you almost vomited max?

 

[Captain Beard]

His semen backup was years running, man.

 

[Lordlucid]

Is Max gonna have to choke a bitch!

 

[Calamitas1786]

He already did!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

lololol i cum like bison.