hey look its the joke police here to write me a ticket
THANKS, OFFICER JERKFACE
What a night indeed! Fuckin riveting shit there.
well when all you drink is a few raspberry smirnoff ice it doesnt take long to sleep off!
The next one I get shall be a male, and he shall be named Albert. Albert Fish. Lolz.
Is - I'm just now getting my paycheck... I was supposed to get it last Friday. Between that, being laid off, and the way the boss has begun to mis-manage his company, I need a new job. Oh and I owe $626 to the IRS because my boss entered my W4 information wrongly, so that fucked me over too.
Just sayin, I'm in a similar boat
What did I tell ya?!
Meet Albert Fish, ruler of the bathroom. Yes his tank is in front of the mirror, but the tank is angled so that he can't see his refection.
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I swear, when I picked him out, he was just a white and blue fish. All that red and pink just showed up after I got him home.
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Hate to use the flash on fish, but it brings out the colors so nicely.
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