say something about ... yourself!

Baby, you can crash my door down anytime.

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My co-worker no longer wants the puppy that she got last week. Agh. I knew it. I knew as soon as I picked him up that she'd change her mind when she figured out how much work a puppy is. Poor lil thing. I want to take him, but I just can't have any more animals in my apartment. I'm annoying everyone with emails and photos, hopefully someone will adopt him soon. I might have to grab him away from her til he finds a permanent home, I can see her leaving him in his crate all day and night and ignoring him. :waah:


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:mad: I don't understand people who do that. When I bring an animal home, its a baby, and you don't take baby's back.

I hope you find a home for the puppy.

I have nothing to say about myself, except, damn what a boring ass day, week and weekend.
 
I am drunk I am! I need more! MORE!

hey Emily, you be my drinking partner, I can the Jesus jokes for the night, yes?

My throat and tongue are so swollen now I feel like I can barely breathe. I can't move my tongue or talk and I sure as hell can't swallow these fucking pills. I don't know wtf is wrong with me
Hmmm.... emergency tracheotomy? If your throat closes, sterilize a knife, cut a hole below the larynx, and get to the ER.

In fact, if you have trouble breathing, go to the ER. it could be asthma or mild anaphylaxsis. NO DYING YOU.