Cashed out my retirement from the police department and is now 1000 dollars richer. Bought alcohol and pizza like the punk that I am. Now going kwanzaa shopping.
I just went to Mervyn's and the negro who rang me up didn't take the fucking security tags off! I tried hitting one with a hammer, and now I'm about to try pliers. If that doesn't work I guess I'm going to go back, and if I take the bus all the way out there again I'm going to be very angry.
Punch negros for me please. My head pain makes me wish to murder the world.
Edit: The pain is incredible. I don't think this is a migrane, but so close I actually feel malice toward every other living thing, including myself. Sound, light, movement makes me want to kill. I got out of bed and turned down the brightness on the screen just to see long enough to report this.
They don't do those for just any headache. I had one last year and there are no abnormalities at this point other than the ear they fixed, and that problem is gone. It couldn't have been a migraine, as I took a gram of naproxen sodium and it is FINALLY beginning to work.