say something about ... yourself!

As a caveat to that, however, a handlebar moustache would kick ass. Not a James Hetfield "I wanna be a biker" moustache, but one of those like Rollie Fingers' moustache.

That would fucking rule. Then you could ride one of those really old bicycles with the gigantic wheel in the front and small one in the back and tip your tophat to people as you pass them.

Yeah, Will. Do it.
 
Will, you fucker. You get to see Amorphis...goddamn you straight to hell. They are the only band left in the world besides maybe Negura Bunget and a reformed Emperor that I haven't seen and want to see badly.

Saw Samael...great band, and live they slay. Not very metal, but really weird and interesting. Last time I saw them, Vorph was a fucking samurai. Literally.
 
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