As a caveat to that, however, a handlebar moustache would kick ass. Not a James Hetfield "I wanna be a biker" moustache, but one of those like Rollie Fingers' moustache.
That would fucking rule.
Jamie Hyneman should be the only one with a handlebar moustache
They are the only band left in the world besides maybe Negura Bunget and a reformed Emperor
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