say something about ... yourself!

Wanted to cook epic tomorrow but my co-worker is threatening to come over and he's the type to say "dude, I got the drinks" then show up with two 12oz. cans of generic orange soda and have no problem with scarfing down filet or crab or whatever. He'd probably eat a truffle in one bite thinking, "I can get a dozen of these covered in chocolate for 2 bucks down at the Wal-Marts." Looks like it's cereal and cold cuts :(
 
Here is photographic evidence:

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