Scented Candles, hetero as fuck!

let's face it ... this thread is gayer than Richard Simmons working out to Queen.
 
Witches Brew (patchouli based) candle is metal as fv9k. Also available as a car freshener.

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Was given a box of Yankee candles from mi madre as a housewarming gift. Thought nothing of them at the time, but since they've all been sentenced to burn. Good shit.
 
What kind of car do you drive? There still may be hope between you two if you dot around town in a Mini. I honestly couldn't picture a man named "The Baron" driving anything but.