Scotsmen: The Thread For True Scot's Men...and Shitty ones, like Heavenscent

[DoodgeGant]

Good to see you thick city folk believe everything you hear about what goes on the other cities

 

[derek]

Are you denying it???

 

[DoodgeGant]

Are you denying it???

No, but you've obviously heard shit about the Raploch to assume it's a bad place, and I'm assuring you it isn't

 

[TheTechnogoat]

I think Coca Cola's pissed off that it's not the market leader in Scotland. The ONLY country where Coca Cola is sold and not the market leader.

yo....i was thinking about this last night. how is it possible to ban it if some company is pissed that its selling more than them??

 

[DoodgeGant]

yo....i was thinking about this last night. how is it possible to ban it if some company is pissed that its selling more than them??

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=Joke

 

[TheTechnogoat]

ughh owned

 

[DoodgeGant]

ughh owned

But yeah seriously, there was a loophole/complication/whatever in one of the ingredients.

 

[TheTechnogoat]

thats bullshit, now ill never taste it even if i do get deek or gavin to send me some

 

[derek]

Irn Bru...pwns. ENTIRELY AND TOTALLY.

And doodge...just kiddin' man I love the raploch

 

[DoodgeGant]

Irn Bru...pwns. ENTIRELY AND TOTALLY.

And doodge...just kiddin' man I love the raploch

Oh I know, I love ya too


*heart*

 

[derek]

 

[DoodgeGant]

*HEART*

 

[Turbo]

Scottish bastards!

 

[-Gavin-]

Scottish bastards!

Least we don't border with Wales

 

[derek]

And we have nice baws. No wee bald brummie baws.

 

[-Gavin-]

Not to mention the Irn Bru

 

[derek]

Not to mention the Irn Bru

 

[DoodgeGant]

 

[TheTechnogoat]

 

[Profanity]

Here's joke which shows how dumb Scottish people are.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottish man. They were all trying to boil eggs. They all put their eggs in seperate pans for 3 minutes. The Englishman was first to take his egg out, he admired it and said "it cracked a bit but generally ok", the Irishman then took his egg out and said "ah, a bir tunny, could have dome with a bit longer" and the Scottishman took his egg out and said "Perfect" My egg is special. I'm using a Scotch egg so nothing could go wrong".