Scotsmen: The Thread For True Scot's Men...and Shitty ones, like Heavenscent

[Profanity]

Not to mention the Irn Bru

The sissy version of Iron Bru

 

[-Gavin-]

The sissy version of Iron Bru

Shut your english pus.

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

Irn Bru is the shit! When is that crate I ordered from ye coming, Gav?

 

[Turbo]

Least we don't border with Wales

A good point. At least we dont border with England.

 

[DoodgeGant]

Here's joke which shows how dumb Scottish people are.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottish man. They were all trying to boil eggs. They all put their eggs in seperate pans for 3 minutes. The Englishman was first to take his egg out, he admired it and said "it cracked a bit but generally ok", the Irishman then took his egg out and said "ah, a bir tunny, could have dome with a bit longer" and the Scottishman took his egg out and said "Perfect" My egg is special. I'm using a Scotch egg so nothing could go wrong".

Laughing at your own jokes again.........

 

[-Gavin-]

A good point. At least we dont border with England.

Shit, well played!

 

[AlexiFollower]

BBBBBBBBUUUUUMMMMPPPPPP

 

[derek]

awesomeness.

 

[-Gavin-]

bümp!

 

[derek]

sexiness

 

[derek]

^The most hole gavin and me got this year

 

[enjoi17]

Each others?

 

[derek]

As you can see that is clearly a hole in the ground. Gavin got a hole in one, it took me about 60 strokes before i got anywhere near putting my white thing in the hole.

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[TheTechnogoat]

this is one of my fav threads ever

 

[TheTechnogoat]

someone buy these

http://cgi.ebay.com/Full-Size-bagpi...ryZ16226QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting

 

[Leandro]

Shit, I just found out I won't ever be able to drink Irn Bru

 

[Draznog]

^why

 

[Leandro]

Allergic to those hideous orange colourings.

 

[Zygote]

consider yourself lucky....


lmao i have never even tried it, im one to talk...

 

[CliffBurton]