Sex Outdoors

[Henrik Main]

I've been told that sex is fun but what would I know.

Damn you for rubbing it in

 

[Spike]

Her Virginity?

 

[powermetalchick]

I just came back from hot lunchtime sex with my girl in Richmond park.
It was fucking great with the deer walking around us and the wind in our hair :Smug:

 

[Alwin]

I just came back from hot lunchtime sex with my girl in Richmond park.
It was fucking great with the deer walking around us and the wind in our hair :Smug:

Did you know that some deer are actually CIA informants?

no kidding, keep it rockin' in nature!

I'm happy for both of you

 

[Henrik Main]

Her Virginity?

Nah, more like mine. We all know that SHE isn't a virgin

 

[Spike]

But she is the very epitome of innocence.

 

[Human Desert]

i found the perfect spot for outdoor sex, and im just waiting for the person to have it with

What's that?

 

[Hitori]

hmm i won't say or when i get there it'll probably be taken already
its a nice beach, though perhaps it only seemed like such a good place because i was half-drunk

 

[Explosive_Pyro]

lol in the middle of a feild lol

 

[ouagadougou]

But she is the very epitome of innocence.

nope, that's me.

 

[manuelgv]

If there's a paragon of innocence that's me.

 

[Explosive_Pyro]

lol ok u only abuse ur self tho so is that innocent?

 

[Spike]

But she is the very epitome of innocence.

nope, that's me.

If there's a paragon of innocence that's me.

OK you two, the epitome (or paragon if you will) of innocence is in fact so innocent they don't even REALISE that they are the epitome (or paragon) of innocence, let alone would they chose to rub that fact in publicly when given the opportunity. It's like saying "LOOK AT ME! I'M SELF-EFFACING!! "

You both come pretty close though.

Of course, if we were to be taking the original comment I made about Lollies seriously (pfft, like THAT would ever happen ) then relative the that comment (and Loli), that would make you both the epitome/paragon++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ of innocence.

Better?

 

[manuelgv]

The only fact that remains here is that I am the paragon of innocence.

 

[ouagadougou]

no.

 

[Ethereal Sage]

I agree with Ouagadougou.

 

[Lolita Vampiriá]

Nah, more like mine. We all know that SHE isn't a virgin

Hmm how do you actually know? :Smug: Have I talked about my sex life in here..? I suppose I have mentioned something somewhere. *regrets*

@Spike and all: you can shove the innocence up.. ermh. :Smug:

 

[MajestikMøøse]

i found the perfect spot for outdoor sex, and im just waiting for the person to have it with

I volunteer my... erhm.... services...

 

[BasilisK]

^ Lolita's Sig...... Is that the guy from that TV show "Full House" (I think it was called that) with Bob Saget and the Olsen twins who was a weirdo Elvis freak?

It looks like him...

 

[Hitori]

@nicodemix
thanks for your generous offer gentleman, but im afraid someone beat you to it

btw im the most innocent of all you lustful sinners