Sex

[neal]

maxi-pad hahaha i am so going to call him that.
-neal

 

[neal]

poor maxi-pad

i personally really enjoy it

i meant to quote this in the above post. that is all.
-neal

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

SEX IS UBER GUT

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

males think of sex every 3 minutes?

*thought of sex 1 minute ago* cant wait for when the next 2 minutes are over...hehehe

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

a new one?

did you over-use your old one?

Broke up. Not my idea.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

I used to think sex was extremely overrated, then I found someone who was actually good at it and I changed my mind. I miss having it now (argh! withdrawls!) but I can live. Though if Sammeh would be so kind as to ... well, n/m..

*is having withdrawls too* I miss kisses and snuggles just as much

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Do you know what I miss? Nothing because I've never had anything. Goddamn it, where's my porch? *starts walking to porch* Ah, fuck it. *walks away*

 

[DarkNoise]

*is having withdrawls too* I miss kisses and snuggles just as much

Alright, I'll walk on over to your place right now, get the bed warm n' ready for some cuddling!

 

[DarkNoise]

Hmmm, at first I thought LoM's signature said "Brought to you by the GENITALS that is Hemi"... guess I know where my mind is at. Damn you people and your sick threads! I'll have nothing to do with them!

And if you're feeling lonely man, just do what I do, go out and thrash on an instrument screaming and growling about shit... then smash stuff. works everytime. though I find myself short of cash often...

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I would rather......not care. Really, it doesn't bother me, I just make it seem like it does. I have come to accept and love my solitude.

 

[DarkNoise]

That's the way I think I'm going. I can see myself being a bachelor forever, at least I'd never have to change my bedsheets or worry about putting the seat down. Besides, being around ANYONE 24/7 is hell, love or not, even family.... well, especially family.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

That's the spirit.........though I love being with my family.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

That's the way I think I'm going. I can see myself being a bachelor forever, at least I'd never have to change my bedsheets or worry about putting the seat down. Besides, being around ANYONE 24/7 is hell, love or not, even family.... well, especially family.

you say that, because you havent met the special one YET.






speaking of.....
have you guys noticed that the people who posted the most in this thread are.................... virgins?



*watches how everybody will stop post after THIS one*

 

[metal17]

well that's a good thing karen...it's nice to know I'm not the only virgin out there...hehe plus it's good to hear their views too, I respect that.

 

[sinerchris]

jeez..this is the stupidest thread ever. Sex is great. Give me some.

 

[Jeff-Loomis-fan]

...oh my god i cant see straight i had too much drink....is this even the correct thread???????????????????????????????????????????????????????//

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

speaking of.....
have you guys noticed that the people who posted the most in this thread are.................... virgins?



*watches how everybody will stop post after THIS one*

Damnit, you noticed the pattern.

For the record, I could have gotten laid if I really wanted to. But I wasn't particularly attracted to either of the chicks, on any level. One was desperate and I didn't even know her, and the other was frighteningly skanky and just wanted my friends' nuts anyway.

So yeah. I'm only 98% loser.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

My palm doesn't consider me a virgin.....neither does my couch.................

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Or your brother.

OOH! EASY BURN! EASY BURN! FEEL THAT EASY BURN!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Or your fro!