Sex

[PlatypusJesus]

You know I hit it like there's no tomorrow.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

the fro is a sentient organism. You gotta be careful with it.. but the fro itself needs love once in awhile too. I'm surprised that pyrus didn't notice that extra "hair gel" though

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

It cleans up after itself.

I'm very disappointed that my Jewfro is getting more action than I am.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Your pet Jewfro is sexually active and you aren't

 

[neal]

speaking of.....
have you guys noticed that the people who posted the most in this thread are.................... virgins?

thats because they were having a self-pity argument over who is the biggest loser.
-neal

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I have learned that I am not the biggest loser. This is quite a surprising revelation.

 

[DarkNoise]

thats because they were having a self-pity argument over who is the biggest loser.
-neal

I'm a computer nerd! I'm a bigger loser!!! I win!!!

 

[TheSinMakesYouReal]

hahaha though oxygen and water aren't the only things produced

Um... that's not H2O lol.

 

[TheSinMakesYouReal]

at least I'd never have to change my bedsheets

that would depend on what you dream about now wouldn't it. :hotjump: lol

I'm going to pleede the 5th on this one but sex is good all around. Well except when you've been out drinking all night long and you wake up the next morning roll over and want to chew your arm off so you can exscape before it awakes.

 

[Brett]

Ehh

I'll probably never have sex. I've been told i'm too unattractive and I agree.

 

[TheFourthHorseman]

Are you the one who looks like Jack Osbourne? I can't really remember, but if you are then I'd say you'll get your chance at having sex [and come on, it's not exactly about looks]. Sooner or later, and perhaps later is better. Just not too late.

 

[Brett]

I guess I was the one who looked like Jack Osbourne(i didn't see any resemblence) until I got a haircut. My hair is like half an inch now.

Also, I disagree. Through my observations relationships seem to be mostly based on looks which is a luxury I'll never have.

I hope I'm wrong but I don't think I am.

 

[TheSinMakesYouReal]

Ehh

I'll probably never have sex. I've been told i'm too unattractive and I agree.

apparently you didn't ready my last post. Ugly people need love too. lol

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Ehh

I'll probably never have sex. I've been told i'm too unattractive and I agree.

thats not true. i disagree.



unless... you're the shy type that at parties or any social event will stand in the corner alone...


Everybody meets someone at some point.
The way i see it: its all up to you.
if not while you're a teenager, then a bit later... but it will come. if you want it to.

 

[TheSinMakesYouReal]

thats not true. i disagree.



unless... you're the shy type that at parties or any social event will stand in the corner alone...


Everybody meets someone at some point.
The way i see it: its all up to you.
if not while you're a teenager, then a bit later... but it will come. if you want it to.

even shy people et laid

you'll get man

 

[Dead_Lioness]

even shy people et laid

you'll get man

"you'll get man" ???????????

i wasnt talking about myself.
silly.

 

[TheSinMakesYouReal]

sorry i ment "you'll get it man" to GroundXero3k. lol vbmenu_register("postmenu_2597821", true);

 

[TheSinMakesYouReal]

sorry i ment "you'll get it man" to GroundXero3k. lol vbmenu_register("postmenu_2597821", true);

i have no idea what that is at the end of what i said lol

 

[TheFourthHorseman]

Dead_Lioness would get some even if she didn't do anything.