Sexy Surprises... ?

[NSGUITAR]

Hey dudes.

Sorta embarrassed asking this on here, but you guys have been pretty helpful with sort of thing before.

Long story short, my lady has been across the country for 2.5 months, and she's coming home tonight. I'm trying to think of some nice, even sexual things that I can do for her when she gets here.. I want it to seem like one big surprise, and I want something unique, but I really can't think of anything TOO spectacular. Any suggestions?!

 

[Djunn]

A man g-string maybe?

 

[egan.]

A different dude?

 

[NSGUITAR]

Lol! Male G-string huh? I mean... I HAVE been working out hahaha

 

[Skinny Viking]

A different dude?

My 1st thought was to offer up some of my Latin Heat!

 

[NSGUITAR]

Oh god hahahaha.

 

[TheDriller]

Cook a nice meal, run a bath for her, massage, etc

 

[kev]

An ssl thong! haha!

Sorry dude, I needed to find a use for that smiley somehow

 

[~BURNY~]

Your dick in a box.

 

[DanLights]

A different dude?

That probably the surprise she has for HIM after being away so long

Sorry can't help, I suck at this, just wanted to take a cheap shot

 

[Virgil.]

Your dick in a box.

This.

To be serious... I know women like the sensual girly stuff. Make her dinner, buy flowers, draw a bubble bath, rose pedals on the bed, give her a massage, maybe go someplace she enjoys if there's anything going on tonight (play, show, etc.), ... there's lots of ideas man.

 

[AboutBlank]

aquarium

 

[Line666]

My 1st thought was to offer up some of my Latin Heat!

Almost preferable to Celtic Cock

 

[LeSedna]

Be totally dedicated for her the whole day/evening/night. Shut off any phone/computer, prepare her a complicated/good tasty meal or something she loves, buy her favourite alcohol, prepare a bath for her, or "with" her , massage her, and since 99.99% of massages are supposed to deviate, you know what's following. You can also prepare something special after, because she wouldn't expect something after sex, so it's maybe the right time for a nice surprise. Think of anything that would make it a special night ! If possible, make the bed red with many pillows. Girls LOVE that

 

[Scott Horner]

Nothing says "I've missed you" quite like surprise anal. Chicks love that shit.

 

[006]

Your dick in a box.

+1

 

[CubanDude]

I remember this sausage-pizza-thing in a porn...

 

[DanLights]

Be totally dedicated for her the whole day/evening/night. Shut off any phone/computer, prepare her a complicated/good tasty meal or something she loves, buy her favourite alcohol, prepare a bath for her, or "with" her , massage her, and since 99.99% of massages are supposed to deviate, you know what's following. You can also prepare something special after, because she wouldn't expect something after sex, so it's maybe the right time for a nice surprise. Think of anything that would make it a special night ! If possible, make the bed red with many pillows. Girls LOVE that

you speak like a girl. Or a girl's gay best friend

 

[Ashgarth]

As they already said...

 

[Habsburgs]

Nothing says "I've missed you" quite like surprise anal. Chicks love that shit.