Shameful yet addictive...

[cookiecutter]

I drugged her and then had sex with her unconscious body and only got a 2/10. WTF. I got laid. I deserve at least a 6.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

I got to feel her up, but she said she rarely puts out on first dates. I think you have to take her out doing all kinds of activities and be perfect to get the pussy. You also definitely can't let her drink too much, or go for anything physical without her asking you too. Fuck I'm bored. I really hate this bitch.

Yeah, fucking high maintenance! Fucking art questions! Just suck it...for fuck's sake.

 

[The Ozzman]

If some girl started asking me art questions on a date, I'd be all 'Fuck you bitch, I'm going to go listen to some Obituary'

 

[cookiecutter]

Yeah man. Being ignorant of things people like to talk about is a great way to get girls.

 

[seedofvengeance]

I drugged her and then had sex with her unconscious body and only got a 2/10. WTF. I got laid. I deserve at least a 6.

You deserve a 10. Especially if you don't get caught and she's emotionally scarred.

 

[supseudonymous]

And when you're eating with this e-slut you have to split the time perfectly between eating, talking, and drinking. Do too much or too little of anything and she tells you to fuck off. Where the fuck is the option to beat her unconscious, rape her, and drown her in the fucking pool?

 

[cookiecutter]

You deserve a 10. Especially if you don't get caught and she's emotionally scarred.

Of course. What kind of guy do you think I am.

 

[seedofvengeance]

Of course. What kind of guy do you think I am.

The kind that gets laid.

 

[The Ozzman]

Yeah man. Being ignorant of things people like to talk about is a great way to get girls.

wat?

It was a joke. Though, I'd make sure not to go out with artsy chicks as the ones I've met tend to be pretentious as fuck.

 

[cookiecutter]

Obviously we are both joking although it was hard to tell considering how serious and deep this thread is

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Yeah, I had to read over the whole thread a few times just to make sure.

 

[Satanstoenail]

Where the fuck is the option to beat her unconscious, rape her, and drown her in the fucking pool?

Exactly what I was wondering. And what sort of girl doesn't let you fondle her boobs within the first minute of conversation?

 

[Belligerent]

Fuck this whorebag. I'd like to donkey punch her then give her a steamy hot carl.

 

[seedofvengeance]

Give her the Hot Carl, and then follow it up with a Chili Dog.

 

[waif]

lol...

I can't stop trying. At one point she told me to feel her up, then when I did so, said I was going too fast. WTF?
Has anyone gone all the way?

 

[Belligerent]

@seedofvengeance
Hmmm thats a new one. My guess would be stick it in her ass then proceed into her mouth?

 

[The Ozzman]

Whip it out and make her beg for it

 

[seedofvengeance]

@seedofvengeance
Hmmm thats a new one. My guess would be stick it in her ass then proceed into her mouth?

It's related to a Hot Carl... Just let your imagination wander... Think of the chili.

 

[The Ozzman]

I'd give this bitch a dose of Table Time

 

[Catastrophic]

Not my cup of tea.