Silly things that make you irrationately/unproportionately annoyed or upset

Bible Thumpers. I have a few Dutch Reform who serve for me, and in a restaurant, 70% of your sales are done Friday to Sunday... yet they insist on not working Saturday night and Sundays. GAH.
 
- Computer slowness

- Standing in lines

- Overtly shitty music that I'm yet forced to hear

- Swedish public transportation (lulz almost wrote pubic transportation)

- When I post and my post doesn't get posted and I have to repost
 
What's the deal with Swedish public transportation? It can't be much worse than Italian.

NOTE: European public transportation is overall really good, but some are better than others.
 
When students in my class take their car keys out before the class is over, and hold their keys while walking to their cars.

I hope you drop your damn keys, I'll take them, and drive off with your car-HAHA!

oh and the fact that my boobs won't stay in this bra!!!!!
 
In general, but not exact, order of increasing irrational annoyance:

--The expression "my bad"
--The overuse of "like" as filler. I don't have any specific anal-retentive reason for disliking its use in moderation by a native American English speaker, but god damn, sometimes people like use it such like that like they sound like they're like having a like stereotyped like Tourette's episode, or some sort of weird like grammatical seizure. This might seem like a reasonable pet peeve, but the anger it engenders is totally out of proportion to the offense.

--People who can't handle spicy food. Buck up you pussies.
--People who refuse to try something I recommend because it "sounds nasty" or "looks nasty"

--People who ridicule the learning of some specific language because of a lack of immigrants that speak it. There's something called literature you retarded fucks.
--Spanglish. I mean, come on, *fuck*.

--Love poetry

That's about all I really run into on a regular basis. The rest of my irrationalities are mostly my modest set of unusual phobias.
 
Isn't any sort of annoyance or anger irrational by definition? Emotion is rooted in biology, not reason, and while it may be unavoidable that we feel upset at times, certainly it cannot make your situation any better to do so.



People who over analyze the meaning of sentences annoy the shit out of me.
 
Isn't any sort of annoyance or anger irrational by definition? Emotion is rooted in biology, not reason, and while it may be unavoidable that we feel upset at times, certainly it cannot make your situation any better to do so.



People who over analyze the meaning of sentences annoy the shit out of me.

lol
 
Cold/soggy fries when I'm forced to eat fast food. Or the sudden anal explosion when eating taco bell that forces you to pull over and shit in a ditch.
 
When I get a new voicemail message on my phone, listen to it, delete it, but the little icon on the top of the screen doesn't go away. I mention it because my phone's doing it right now ugh!

Also I really really hate when people touch the top of my head.

And when I'm on the bus and have my bags on the seat next to me, and someone comes up and asks me to move all my stuff and put it between my feet so they can sit when there are still plenty of unoccupied seats.

When I used to take the bus home from City College, at my stop there was always this middle-aged Filipino woman who would do really stupid looking stretches while waiting for the bus to come. I have no rational explanation for it, but watching her do those stretches drove me absolutely insane and I would just sit there glaring and thinking about pushing her into the street until the bus showed up.

That's all I can think of for now. I'm sure I'll post more later, since I'm pretty easily annoyed.
 
When I get a new voicemail message on my phone, listen to it, delete it, but the little icon on the top of the screen doesn't go away. I mention it because my phone's doing it right now ugh!

Ugh, that makes me want to punch little children