Silly things that make you irrationately/unproportionately annoyed or upset

[Lord Foul]

Also I really really hate when people touch the top of my head.

I know several women who have this quirk

 

[Captain Beard]

Poor short people. I make them angry when they are used as armrests.

 

[Lunar Still]

Aye, I think it has something to do with the short people feeling belittled by such a thing, or something. I don't know, I can't hear them all the way down there.

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

stockholm's public transport was pretty decent iirc

 

[Lordlucid]

When my electronics stop working or just fuck up for no reason, it just really pisses me off.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

People who don't read thread titles and start venting about every single thing they dislike, instead of listing a few things that aren't all that aggravating, but for some reason make them irrationally/unproportionately annoyed.

Oh hey this post

When I get a new voicemail message on my phone, listen to it, delete it, but the little icon on the top of the screen doesn't go away. I mention it because my phone's doing it right now ugh!

Also I really really hate when people touch the top of my head.

And when I'm on the bus and have my bags on the seat next to me, and someone comes up and asks me to move all my stuff and put it between my feet so they can sit when there are still plenty of unoccupied seats.

When I used to take the bus home from City College, at my stop there was always this middle-aged Filipino woman who would do really stupid looking stretches while waiting for the bus to come. I have no rational explanation for it, but watching her do those stretches drove me absolutely insane and I would just sit there glaring and thinking about pushing her into the street until the bus showed up.

That's all I can think of for now. I'm sure I'll post more later, since I'm pretty easily annoyed.

This is a good example of what I was aiming for.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

- when people say "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less"

 

[Malergion]

When I was a kid, I used to point this mistake out to people. Of course they'd get annoyed, but not to be shown up, they'd come up with some bullshit reason why it was "could care less."

 

[Shpongled]

Slow walkers. I walk fast. GTFO of my way already.

My friends that walk slow. I walk fast. I hate having to slow down for them.

Dog walkers that let their dog bark at you and jump on your leg as you try to walk past them.

Bartenders that just don't give a shit.

When I go to the kitchen at work to get coffee in the morning and the pot is empty and no one bothered to make more.

 

[Shpongled]

I sometimes say "I could care less" intentionally as a way to signify that I, in fact, don't care quite a bit... but I could actually care a little bit less if I tried harder.

 

[Morganna]

Cold/soggy fries when I'm forced to eat fast food. Or the sudden anal explosion when eating taco bell that forces you to pull over and shit in a ditch.

That happens to my mom after eating at Tony Roma's.

 

[Morganna]

When I go to the kitchen at work to get coffee in the morning and the pot is empty and no one bothered to make more.

Them bastards

That happens here at home. Some how, I have become the official coffee pot maker.

Edit: I get my head palmed by tall people allot too.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Slow walkers. I walk fast. GTFO of my way already.

Oh man when I worked in tourist central the slow walkers drove me nuts. If I'm wearing four inch heels and can still walk faster than you, you've got a problem. And there were the groups of people who stop all of a sudden and block the entire freaking sidewalk to look at a window display. I've become a very aggressive walker.

 

[Malergion]

Learn how to knife the offenders with your stiletto heels.

 

[Shpongled]

Oh here's another I just remembered because IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN.

When someone brings their dog to work and it runs around the office fucking around and everyone has to play with it and yell in "doggie voices" right behind me.

 

[Malergion]

Asshole kids with feathered hair. Assholes.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Walmart

Slow walkers

Slow walkers (and non-walkers that just stand there) in Wal-Mart! Gahhhhhhhh

 

[Kvlt Wench]

When someone brings their baby to work and it runs around the office fucking around and everyone has to play with it and yell in "baby voices" right behind me.

Fixed.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Babies in general