SLABS

[Erik]

I swear the next time I see someone write a review containing the word SLAB as in "this is an excellent slab of mind crushing technical death metal" or "NECROTIC GRAVEDEATH have delivered a hard-hitting slab of synth-infused melodic black metal" or similar shit I'm going to fucking stab them in their god damn neck

 

[Varg Vikernes]

yeah, thats pretty stupid

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

This thread is an excellent SLAB of scathing, cliche crushing frustruation.

 

[Killbot]

I swear the next time I see someone write a review containing the word SLAB as in "this is an excellent slab of mind crushing technical death metal" or "NECROTIC GRAVEDEATH have delivered a hard-hitting slab of synth-infused melodic black metal" or similar shit I'm going to fucking stab them in their god damn neck

Can you give us a link to a review containing the word slab used it that context, i've never seen it used like that before.

 

[Priest of Evil]

SLABS?! Hell, I got excited, I thought this was gonna be about beer - now im crushed; like a tinnie from a slab...

 

[Nag]

LOL

 

[Mort Divine]

http://www.newcitychicago.com/chicago/3435.html

http://www.thegauntlet.com/bio/509/Exhumed.html

http://www.metal-observer.com/articles.php?lid=1&sid=1&id=3715

Those all use "slab."

 

[Lyle]

this SLAB of black slate is probably the best surface for me to write inverted crosses using my chalk. unholy fucking hails \m/! 10/10

 

[Killbot]

http://www.newcitychicago.com/chicago/3435.html

http://www.thegauntlet.com/bio/509/Exhumed.html

http://www.metal-observer.com/articles.php?lid=1&sid=1&id=3715

Those all use "slab."

Can't believe i never noticed it used before. It's a pretty retarded word to describe music.

 

[Nag]

this SLAB of black slate is probably the best surface for me to write inverted crosses using my chalk. unholy fucking hails \m/! 10/10

Wow.. that's fucking retarded.

 

[Lyle]

Wow.. that's fucking retarded.

go ahead and show me a whiteboard and dry-erase marker that can top the classic combo of slate and chalk.... o wait , you can't wned:

 

[Life Sucks]

Can you give us a link to a review containing the word slab used it that context, i've never seen it used like that before.

Nice avatar. Souls to Deny is a great slab of crushing death metal!

 

[Sinister Mephisto]

i thougth wed already agreed that metal reviews are pretty much universally retarded

C-

 

[skeptik]

You know he spelled retarded correctly, right? So I'm just going to assume that you're critiquing his failure to use punctuation.

 

[Sinister Mephisto]

You know he spelled retarded correctly, right? So I'm just going to assume that you're critiquing his failure to use punctuation.

Yeah, that lack of period.

 

[Mormagil]

go ahead and show me a whiteboard and dry-erase marker that can top the classic combo of slate and chalk.... o wait , you can't wned:

 

[Killbot]

Nice avatar. Souls to Deny is a great slab of crushing death metal!

AHHHH! Slab is everywhere!!!!!

also, why is your avatar a Norwegian flag with some sort of weird inverted colour scheme?

 

[Birkenau]

AHHHH! Slab is everywhere!!!!!

also, why is your avatar a Norwegian flag with some sort of weird inverted colour scheme?

http://images.google.com/images?q=vinland+flag&btnG=Search&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&safe=off

 

[Killbot]

http://images.google.com/images?q=vinland+flag&btnG=Search&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&safe=off

Did i miss a country being formed? what the hell is Vinland?

 

[Scarifier]

The only time i use the word slab is to refer to eating maccas, "slab of smaccas"