SLABS

[Ursus]

slab |slab| noun a large, thick, flat piece of stone, concrete, or wood, typically rectangular

: paving slabs | she settled on a slab of rock.
• a large, thick slice or piece of cake, bread, chocolate, etc.
: a slab of bread and cheese.
• Climbing a large, smooth, steep body of rock.
• an outer piece of timber sawn from a log.
• a table used for laying a body on in a morgue. verb ( slabbed , slabbing )

[ trans. ] [often as n. ] ( slabbing) remove slabs from (a log or tree) to prepare it for sawing into planks.

DERIVATIVES slabbed adjective slabby adjective

ORIGIN Middle English : of unknown origin.

 

[Priest of Evil]

slab |slab| noun a large, thick, flat piece of stone, concrete, or wood, typically rectangular

: paving slabs | she settled on a slab of rock.
: beer slabs (24 cans or bottles of beer in a rectangular box) | he drank a slab of beer and banged his head to metal all night long

 

[Life Sucks]

AHHHH! Slab is everywhere!!!!!

also, why is your avatar a Norwegian flag with some sort of weird inverted colour scheme?

Well, the flags of all Nordic countries have that design (Sweden, Norway, Finland, Denmark). The particular flag in my avatar is the Vinland (Norse name for Northeast America) flag; it is somewhat ficticious, since Vinland isn't actually a country.

 

[Demilich]

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[OOMPALOOMPA]

I swear the next time I see someone write a review containing the word SLAB as in "this is an excellent slab of mind crushing technical death metal" or "NECROTIC GRAVEDEATH have delivered a hard-hitting slab of synth-infused melodic black metal" or similar shit I'm going to fucking stab them in their god damn neck

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[Erik]

Well, the flags of all Nordic countries have that design (Sweden, Norway, Finland, Denmark). The particular flag in my avatar is the Vinland (Norse name for Northeast America) flag; it is somewhat ficticious, since Vinland isn't actually a country.

Yeah, gotta love the Christian cross design as well

PRAISE THE LORD!