Snapple Fact #131

[Will Bozarth]

Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts seawater to fresh water.

interesting....

 

[Dead_Lioness]

oh man, i drink an ice tea snapple every day (Peach or Lemon, Diet)
and i see those dumb facts every day - its soooooo ubber stupid.
my goat.

 

[Karmic]

So if you havea penguin, and you cut him open, you can drink seawater?

 

[FretsAflame]

That means that eating a penguins eye would be like eating a ball of fresh water...

i smell a franchise - or at least something i can sell to the french and other stupid people that will drink nothing but 20 dollar bottles of "the purest swiss water"

 

[Ophidian_]

That's what I thought too...if people are so worried about the supply of fresh water out there, why not hire penguins at less than minimum wage to filter our water for us? That way we make profit and everyone is happy...except of course the penguins when they figure out that they're getting a crappy deal.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I say we dissect retarded penguin to learn the secrets of this organ.

 

[Karmic]

I concur.

 

[Ophidian_]

I third the notion.

 

[Lillitu]

Looks like we have a quorum. Now your going to have to go find him.

Heh. My last snapple fact was about squid's eyes. Something about them being the size of a volleyball or something. It's burried somewhere in either the tofutti post or one of the other ridiculously long posts.

 

[FretsAflame]

I contribute my vote to the proposition of murdering and dissecting retarded penguin - i also offer my services as the notorious bounty hunter boba fett. I charge 5 million cisterses, payment must be made up front.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Snapple facts are awesome. Today mine was "Hawaii is the only US state never to report a temperature of zero degrees F or below."