Haha, Snares often made my hair grey... Every snare I mixed --> one or two grey hairs! I already have a lot of grey hairs
I personally find it difficult to create a satisfying snare.. Maybe because I start from scratch every time, using either the mic-track or samples I made with that snare and which I never used before or combine both with another sample. And maybe because of I am a drummer, so I am not that easy to please with "just a snare".
Combine that with suboptimal drumming!!
If you have an AC/DC style song/drummer than you will have no problems to get a cool sound, maybe with lots of room...
But usually those kids are playing stuff which they can't perform propper, here a slow and heavy part, there a blast with the snare barely touched... then a Entombed Riff, after that a short blackmetal passage... then that riff composed by the bass-player who is actually a huge Metallica-fan.. You know what I mean.
It is not only difficult to create a cool snare sound AT ALL, it is often nearly impossible to create a snare sound which fits all those riffs in that 8 min song...
IMHO a somewhat "real" snare fits way better here than a hyped one which will suck in the blast beats or those fast rolls...