so, Buddha walked into a bar

[Will Bozarth]

he pulled out a gun, shot the bartender, and he walked out. a disturbed patron yelled "DOES HE EVEN KNOW WHAT HE JUST DID?!" a man, putting his beer bottle down, simply said, "of course he did. everything he does is pre-meditated"

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

your brain is the 8th wonder of the world.

 

[Will Bozarth]

abby normal

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

"He'll have an enormous schwanzinger!"

 

[Calamitas1786]

A Native American walks into a diner with a shotgun in one hand and a pail full of feces in the other. He sits down and orders a cup of coffee. After finishing the coffee, he stands up, throws the pail in the air and blasts it with the shotgun, then leaves. The next day he comes in again. Same time, same shotgun and another pail with feces in it. He sits down and orders his coffee. This time the waitress confronts him "Tell me what I shouldn't call the cops on your ass after what you did the other day!!". His defense "Me am training for management position. Me come in, drink coffee, shoot shit, make mess and leave."

 

[EricT]

An African American walks into a bar in the 1950's. He is told to get out.

 

[neal]

so thats what grampa meant about the good ole days!

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Har har, Will.

 

[Pitiless Wanderer]

he was born out of a cut in his mother's side.

strange.

 

[Will Bozarth]

*scratches head*

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

lice!

 

[Phoenix5]

damn nits.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

tits?

 

[Captain Beard]

No tits, where see tits?

 

[El Stormo]

They're the only thing that can save this thread.

 

[Phoenix5]

Whatever happened to the man thread?