So, does anyone here NOT like cats?

[MetalSteph]

It's kinda true. Humans included.

Amen brother. Only living things allowed to live in my house better be boinking me!

Sorry Dead L, but gross gross gross. And i love being a weirdo. It doesn't stop cats from loving me though. I can never get them away from me. Even WD's cat wouldn't leave me alone.

 

[Cephalopod]

i don't like em when they're old and cranky.

My boyfriend's cat is almost 20 and he makes a very distinctive meow when he's getting ready to yak. I much prefer that to a cat who's just sitting on your lap and then barfs out of nowhere.

I don't have any pictures of my cat, so here's one of my little retard, Link:

 

[Dead_Lioness]

^ Actually, cats always attract to the person that gives them the less attention in the room.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

BTW, Metalsteph, its ok that you don't like cats. I'll still grab your toosch next time I'll see ya.

 

[metalkingdom]

BTW, Metalsteph, its ok that you don't like cats. I'll still grab your toosch next time I'll see ya.

Shit, if she keeps talkin' dirty I might have to grab it too.

 

[metalkingdom]

Anyone ever been sprayed by a cat? I have. Right in the fucking face. Extremely uncool.

 

[Cephalopod]

Eww, thank god no.

 

[DriftAlongLiquidSky]

Im new and just got here but sadly im someone that doesn't like cats.. but im kinda alergic to them so its not my fault. I would be a cat person if only my face didnt swell up and make me look like the elephant man every time i came near one.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

^ not an excuse! My mom is allergic, but she takes meds that monitor her allergies and she keeps a cat!



j/k, sorry you're allergic :/

 

[DriftAlongLiquidSky]

^ not an excuse! My mom is allergic, but she takes meds that monitor her allergies and she keeps a cat!



j/k, sorry you're allergic :/

thats brilliant!!! i shall hunt down these special pills then i shall have all the cats i want muahahahahahaha

....wow.. i just got a horrible flashback.. i was watching my friends cat eat via webcam ... very weird.

 

[Spikes]

I had a Ginger Tom cat that was born a few days after me and we grew up together, he lasted until I was 21.

Pickles was his name.

And he is your God Now.

 

[DriftAlongLiquidSky]

hmm.. maybe you like cats too much. watching them eat food on a webcam is one thing, but worshipping them as a god is ... creepy.

wait..

nope, sorry they are both equally creepy, my mistake.

Just as long as sexual intercourse with innocent little Pickles isnt involved, Im not worried.

 

[Blizard]

"I pity da fool who keeps his cats outdoors!"

Behold the all-mighty Mr. T!!!

& Ms. Friday doing Pilates.

 

[derek]

Calling a cat Mr T is just plain awesome.

 

[Blizard]

He used to have a gold-colored collar but I had to take it off...he's a bit clumsy and doesn't know how to weigh his own strength...
It's amazing though; he's only 8 months and already weighs 12 pounds :zombie:

 

[derek]

I don't think I was even 12 pounds by 8 months.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

my cats are named Sodom and Gomorrah. I win.

 

[Blizard]

Oh no it's the cocrochman again!!! AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

no no its mansquito!

 

[Shpongled]

I'm allergic to cats too, but I love them. Wish I could have one :\

writing this post reminded me of a picture I have that I'll stick here when I get home