So I didn't showere today..

[FrostGiant]

and my hair is all greasy and shit and there's this one fly that keeps buzzing around my head. I can't kill him either. Damn things really quick. But it follows me from room to room. I feel like PigPen from Charlie Brown.

 

[azal]

welcome to my reality.

 

[xfer]

grosssss

 

[xfer]

how's THAT for substance, static, you fucking nizzie!

 

[kleo706]

Dear Alex,

When I shower, there is a clump of body hair liable to clog the drain. It's not that I'm going bald. There's just that much to spare daily.

xoxoxo
-k-

 

[xfer]

 

[lizard]

lure him to your greasy hair, and squash him against your head; then comb him into your hair for that moussed look.

 

[xfer]

ohh phew i had to scroll back before i realised lizard was talking about the fly, and not either me or the kitty.

 

[FrostGiant]

I showered this morning. I took a while to get my head wet thouhg. I'm all better now. But one was stuck in there last night. It was all buzzing around and shit and I had to pick it out. I almost took a shower. That's how annoying it was.

 

[avi]

unwashed crazy is the hip new look, doncha know?

 

[FrostGiant]

I guess I was stylin' then. I should'a picked me up some chicks.

 

[AndICried]

Do you have thin hair?

 

[capeda]

...

 

[AndICried]

Thin hair = easily greasage hair

 

[kleo706]

I have thick hair in most places on my body except the crotch.