so i just pooped green...

Actually I have some peanut butter-banana bread in the oven baking right now, so I may be having some in a round about way.

I thought of the food poisoning theory too, and it could be - the one who made the chicken isn't really known as a 'gourmet chef'. She once tried to crock pot chicken for a stew, and couldn't figure out why it wasn't cooking at all; she was using a rice cooker. Then there was the time she put about 2/3 cups of crushed red pepper and almost a cup of that green hot sauce in all our bowls of soup. You couldn't even taste the soup, just a distinct burning sensation (we threw it all out).

Though I will say she makes amazing home made alfredo sauce........ provided she's giving directions how to and not doing it herself.

Thanks for the (mock) concern all y'all too. I really should eat something to add red so that my poop looks like Mr. Hanky.