So my dad SUCKED! How was yours?

[Cat5Messiah]

My dad's pretty awesome. We golf together all the time. He's still alive.

.....I just noticed the title.

 

[NinjaKitten]

my dads alright, he's your stereotypical blue collar pushover with a bitchy wife.

 

[Calamitas1786]

My dad's the man. He's probably one of the biggest Alice Cooper fans out there.

 

[Kellan]

So where's your dad at?...

 

[Calamitas1786]

Jersey.

 

[Will Bozarth]

Good thread. Quite possibly better than anything that flying_whale has ever posted.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Yeah, I don't think anyone has thrown the words "gay", "fag", "gay fag" or "kirk hammett" out yet. So far, so good.

 

[Will Bozarth]

way to knock them all out in one shot

 

[Calamitas1786]

I had to ease the tension.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

My dad has a bad temper and really likes to hear himself talk. But he's also a really, really fucking cool guy, generally very supportive (in a hardass sort of way), and when he doesn't have to be a father figure he is hilarious and cool to hang out with. Also a fantastic cook.

 

[Captain Beard]

I try not to talk to mine unless I have to.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

My dad has a bad temper and really likes to hear himself talk. But he's also a really, really fucking cool guy, generally very supportive (in a hardass sort of way), and when he doesn't have to be a father figure he is hilarious and cool to hang out with.

.

 

[Lunar Still]

Mine's a cool guy, although I've been doubting his advice as of late. He dropped out of college, so it seems the only thing he knows how to do at this point is tell me to work.

 

[EricT]

My old man is a drunk and stoned lunatic. He's completely spontaneous, and does a lot of fucked up shit.

Quite fun to be around, unless its one of those mornings when I have drank a lot the previous night. He tends to wake me in the most awful ways. One morning, he some how got hold of a trumpet and woke me up by blasting a few notes right in my fucking ear. I was deaf in my right ear for a few hours.

And he makes worse puns than Will.

He's also bitter about everything.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

In my early years my old man was an abusive heroin addict, but lately he's been a good guy.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Either people are taunting the typo in the subject or they didn't even read the initial post.

Rad.

 

[Lunar Still]

I've got both down, actually.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Have not spoken to my biological father in about seven or eight years now. As for me real (Step) father, he passed away in 2002. So I dedicate this drink to him, he was one hell of a person.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Have not spoken to my biological father in about seven or eight years now. As for me real (Step) father, he passed away in 2002. So I dedicate this drink to him, he was one hell of a person.

Drink to me, that way I can drink to you and THEN, we'll each have one more under our belts. (my belt was given to me by my grandfather, it's total gunslinger... DIESEL gunslinger)

 

[Necromunchkin]

I'll drink to you, Pengy. But only JAMESON.