So, I just took this stupid sex test thing.....

[Necromunchkin]

There's a theory that a Roman soldier from the European areas raped Mary, and thusly they covered it by calling Jesus' birth a virgin birth, and also why he has been depicted with blonde hair. A more offensive reason than just the euro-centro interpretation of a messiah.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

You're right, it's not possible for Jesus to have been blonde, because a male cannot be blonde. A male can only be blond, you fools.

 

[TheDreamingMind]

does anyone remember that chuck norris movie where hot cyberpunk babes came back in time to kill him/fuck him? (cant remember which)

 

[BiatchGuy]

i want a penguin

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I want a giraffe.

 

[Karmic]

I want Chuck.

uhhhh....

 

[MajestikMøøse]

well karmic, its never too late to begin enjoying the pleasures of necrophilia.... oh wait, chuck was cremated. sucks to be you.

 

[FretsAflame]

Hey wolftribe, Nico, don't you guys want Kate Beckinsale too?

 

[FretsAflame]

I know I do...

 

[Guerrilla]

Kate Beckinsale wouldn't touch you with a 10 foot pole even if her life depended on it fuckface.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Hey wolftribe, Nico, don't you guys want Kate Beckinsale too?

I'd hit it. Twice.

 

[FretsAflame]

I'd hit it. Twice.

I think I have already stated that if she ever gave me the chance, I wouldn't stop until I died, or was sedated.

 

[FretsAflame]

Kate Beckinsale wouldn't touch you with a 10 foot pole even if her life depended on it fuckface.

I don't really need her to touch me...i just need someone who LOOKS like her to touch me. That'd turn my tassle.

 

[FretsAflame]

oh, and I'm pretty sure she would touch me if her life depended on it, you impotent malodorous pedophile.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

If I had a chance with kate beckinsdale, I would [refer to fretsaflame's signature]!!!!

but then again, I'd do that with most hot chicks.

 

[FretsAflame]

If I had a chance with kate beckinsdale, I would [refer to fretsaflame's signature]!!!!

but then again, I'd do that with most hot chicks.

i would refer to my "wang", looking for the "ok" sign...

lol Nico
and yes, that is the only smiley i know how to do...