So, I never thought this would happen but....

[Loren Littlejohn]

I have my first band that is so bad, I had to tell them to go practice A LOT more and come back. I have had some epically bad stuff walk in, but this takes the cake over anything you could shell out at me. I don't care how out of tune or crap tacular you got, this owns it.

We are talking so bad that you can't even make out an arrangement bad.

So bad, you go "where the fuck is the time signature on this?"

So bad that you go "are you trying to play 15, 16th notes in a bar?"

So bad that you go "did you not know where the downbeat falls?

Just bad. But I'm gonna try to work with them, apparently the story is they wrote the song LITERALLY 2 hours before they were supposed to come record it.

 

[Joematthews]

BAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! run like the wind good sir

 

[Ola Englund]

clips!!!

 

[SocialNumb]

+1 CLIPS!

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

I'm willing to post a snippet, but I will not say who the band is.

Anyhow, here it is. Unfucked with in anyway. Anyone want to guess what the fuck the guitarist is trying to play?

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/453334/HOLLY FUCK.mp3

 

[colonel kurtz]

holy shit dude, is that meant to be an actual song??

 

[RemoWilliams]

I'm willing to post a snippet, but I will not say who the band is.

Anyhow, here it is. Unfucked with in anyway. Anyone want to guess what the fuck the guitarist is trying to play?

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/453334/HOLLY FUCK.mp3

W T to the muthafuckin' F!

 

[roy22341]

I'm willing to post a snippet, but I will not say who the band is.

Anyhow, here it is. Unfucked with in anyway. Anyone want to guess what the fuck the guitarist is trying to play?

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/453334/HOLLY FUCK.mp3

Who is Holly and what did she do to deserve that!

 

[-J-]

confusion metal - I like it! a new genre has emerged. neither the artist or listener knows what the hell is going on.

 

[Metaltastic]

HARD ROCKIN'

 

[Line666]

Dude this is worse than half the shit I have to deal with

 

[SocialNumb]

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Fantastic!

No man, I would not have anything to do with that.

apparently the story is they wrote the song LITERALLY 2 hours before they were supposed to come record it.

Oh really? Is that what they did. :zombie:

 

[ronnan]

Its the next big thing in music..confused prog core..haha

 

[TheDriller]

apparently the story is they wrote the song LITERALLY 2 hours before they were supposed to come record it.

Or maybe they are just really, really shit.

 

[FIXXXER]

c'mon guys, this is obviously a joke!

IT IS A JOKE RIGHT!?

 

[DominikJW]

Man... and I thought that I'm dealing with crappy musicians

 

[Ola Englund]

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/453334/HOLLY FUCK.mp3

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

OMG, your comments are so fucking funny.

...But yeah no joke, this is for real.

 

[FloridaRolf]

I thought I suck at playing instruments and writing songs
This made me feel better

 

[ahjteam]

...and I thought that I sucked. Thanks mate, you made me feel better about myself