So I'm vacuuming...

[Dead_Lioness]

neal you need a vaccumer in your house then

 

[neal]

well, i offered the job to that lovely french canadian girl that complains about her waitress job all the time, but she never got back to me about it

 

[Lunar Still]

lolz @ Heartless Name deleting his post

 

[Swabs]

sorry, was just looking for an excuse to use that .gif

 

[Will Bozarth]

well, i offered the job to that lovely french canadian girl that complains about her waitress job all the time, but she never got back to me about it

...I thought John lived in Texas.

 

[Undefined]

it sucks.

 

[Lunar Still]

I once had sex with a vacuum cleaner.

It sucked.



WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Will Bozarth]

could you have CHOSEN A FUCKING BLURRIER PICTURE?!

 

[Captain Beard]

lolz @ Heartless Name deleting his post

I would too, it was promoting dark sard. We do not practice or speak of it in a positive way here.

 

[Undefined]

could you have CHOSEN A FUCKING BLURRIER PICTURE?!

BE HAPPY I COULD FIND THAT!! Special Officer Doofy is a fucking elusive man.

lolz @ Heartless Name deleting his post

This post:

it sucks.

Vacuuming is better than sweeping every goddamn day. With a carpet you can let the filth go for a few days, but a hardwood floor you have to sweep the shit out of it or it looks like shit.

Plus when you're jerking off/pissing in a bottle (because you can't be arsed to leave your PC) and some jizz/urine goes on the carpet, you can rub it in with your foot and voila, no harm, no foul... but on a hardwood floor it's a mess you have to clean immediately... unless you're wearing socks

Posts from the cutting room floor.

 

[Captain Beard]

Vacuuming is better than sweeping every goddamn day. With a carpet you can let the filth go for a few days, but a hardwood floor you have to sweep the shit out of it or it looks like shit.

Plus when you're jerking off/pissing in a bottle (because you can't be arsed to leave your PC) and some jizz/urine goes on the carpet, you can rub it in with your foot and voila, no harm, no foul... but on a hardwood floor it's a mess you have to clean immediately... unless you're wearing socks

Yes, you're promoting the version of sard that allows for unhealthy and disgusting habits even by the standards of normal sard.

 

[Undefined]

I googled sard and found myself on a wiki about minerals. Am I doing it wrong?

 

[Will Bozarth]

Am I doing it wrong?

yes. first, hold your breath for 30 minutes.

 

[Captain Beard]

The source for it is long gone, it basically means general laziness or not giving a slight shit about a person/situation. It does NOT advocate making trucker bombs at home, or wiping up biological contaminants with your god damned socks.

 

[Lunar Still]

I googled sard and found myself on a wiki about minerals. Am I doing it wrong?

ahahahahah fuckin sigged!

 

[Chromatose]

I admit , I laughed.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

brb, gotta pee from my butt

 

[Will Bozarth]

Nvrmr2FeelDPain (8:52:28 PM): frank's post made me think
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (8:52:32 PM): how funny would it be...
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (8:52:41 PM): if you have a tube going from your crotch to the top of your head
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (8:52:46 PM): so when you urinate, it comes out of the top of your head
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (8:52:53 PM): you just walk down the street pissing into the air
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (8:52:58 PM): people go WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!!
Rattlehead0112 (8:53:29 PM): like you have a giant pee geyser spouting from the top of your head?
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (8:53:34 PM): yes
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (8:53:35 PM): hahahaha
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (8:53:40 PM): like
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (8:53:43 PM): its something surgical
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (8:53:53 PM): where it really DOES come out of a hole in the top of your head
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (8:54:18 PM): reroute your entire pissing system to the top of your head and leave the cock for sexual things only
Rattlehead0112 (8:54:27 PM): hahahahaha
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (8:54:33 PM): hahahahaah that would kick ass
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (8:54:38 PM): you could piss into the air while fucking
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (8:54:42 PM): awesome
Rattlehead0112 (8:54:46 PM): HAHAHA
Rattlehead0112 (8:54:53 PM): you could use it for self defense!
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (8:54:56 PM): hahahahahahaah
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (8:54:58 PM): HAHAHAHAAHAHA
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (8:55:01 PM): at a birthday party
Rattlehead0112 (8:55:04 PM): some guy tries to mug you, and you piss on him and run away
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (8:55:05 PM): someone comes behind you and FORGETS
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (8:55:11 PM): covers your eyes "GUESS WHO?"
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (8:55:16 PM): "I DONT KNOW, BUT YOULL NEED A SHOWER"
Rattlehead0112 (8:55:21 PM): hahaha

 

[EricT]

What if you had this surgery that your piss got turned into sunny delight, so people ask you to piss in their mouths so they can get their vitamin c and get the refreshing orange taste of sunny delight?

 

[Chromatose]

it's funnier with poo, and we already have the POOP TUBE, so meh