So I'm vacuuming...

[EricT]

Well then, another surgery where you shit scrapple. Fat northeastern men would follow you around with roll in hand all day! I think that'd be fucking AWESOME.

 

[Undefined]

What if you had this surgery that your piss got turned into sunny delight, so people ask you to piss in their mouths so they can get their vitamin c and get the refreshing orange taste of sunny delight?

Max Hardcore would probably not be going to jail if such a thing existed.

 

[Chromatose]

I have a sudden craving for scrapple!

 

[Undefined]

The source for it is long gone, it basically means general laziness or not giving a slight shit about a person/situation. It does NOT advocate making trucker bombs at home, or wiping up biological contaminants with your god damned socks.

 

[EricT]

I have a sudden craving for scrapple!

Just take everything in your fridge, run it through a food processor, let it sit outside for 2 - 3 days, slap it on a roll and enjoy!

 

[Chromatose]

you forgot the best part, FRYING

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh those Germans and their silly food making ways.

 

[Will Bozarth]

let me pull out my checklist to see if this thread matches official forum guidelines:

1. Start with bad joke [x]
2. Convert to shit talk [x]
3. Convert to piss talk [x]
4. Convert to food talk [x]

Ok, guys. Continue!

 

[Lunar Still]

There has to be an LRD reference in here somewhere.

 

[Captain Beard]

Wiping up biological contaminants with your socks probably covered that.

 

[Will Bozarth]

check.


oh, before we forget!

my pals

 

[EricT]

Wiping up biological contaminants with your socks probably covered that.

As well as pissing in peoples mouths.

 

[Anvil]

 

[Dead_Lioness]

"you can't be bothered to leave your PC so you pee in a bottle" ???

what the fucking fuck dude.

 

[Lord Foul]

So would that be WTFF then?

 

[Dead_Lioness]

yeah bit big HUGE letters and a disgusted look on my face

 

[Söy]

sorry, was just looking for an excuse to use that .gif

thief

 

[Undefined]

thief

Dude where have you been?!?!

 

[Swabs]

thief

Totally.