so like...

A Catholic priest, a Protestant minister and a rabbi are on a cruise. The boat starts to sink so all 3 clergymen go on a life boat. Coincidentally, there are many kids on the boat with them. A helicopter comes to pick them up, but can only carry 3 people. So the rabbi says "we cannot go on, we cannot leave the kids out here alone". The Protestant says "let's get the hell out of here. Fuck the kids". The Catholic priest says "do we have time for that?".

Everyone loves seeing the kind of people they are sexually attracted to in scantily clad outfits. That is why the most played show at the Vatican is Rugrats.