That's nothing. I work at UPS and yesterday I filed an injury report because my thumb is bugging the shit out of me. So today I went to see my doctor about it and he told me I have tendonitis and to take 4 ibuprofen 3 times a day for 2 weeks. He also said they should give me the day off so the drugs have a chance to work their magic, but when I called they acted all pissed off and said that even if I can't do my regular job I should "come in and watch safety videos so that I don't injure myself again."
Dicks.