I found the funniest site in quite a while today, type in the name of your favourite band to see why exactly this bitter and angry man hates it ![Wink ;) ;)](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
http://www.chthonicionic.net/bile/
To give an example, this is what he thought of Dark Tranquillity:
I've tried to wipe Dark Tranquillity's The Gallery from my mind, but, for you, here's what I can remember...
To be honest, it's been a long time since I've heard an album quite this bad. I do this for a living, and you won't believe the shit you get sent as the 'Next Big Thing'. Take The Dividing Line for example - if I'd wanted a recording of little bits of aural shit dripping into my brain I'd have asked for it. Take it away and put it out of it's misery. Please. Just because the whole album stinks doesn't mean you can get away with offerings like The Gallery - I'm still reeling from the onslaught of what sounds like a late 80s mobile phone ring. Midway Through Infinity? No, no, no, no and no. Horrible. Like what rancid butter smells like.
Lethe is simply terrible. That's it, no further explanation needed. Track ten, Wine Is The Grandeur isn't that bad. Ha ha. Got you. It's just a tiny bit worse than, say, the sound of my grandmother singing in the shower just after someone's turned on the hot water tap downstairs. Luckily a glitch on the CD caused Of Melancholy Burning to skip and refuse to play. Well, at least I hope that is what was happening - for all I know that was what Dark Tranquillity intended it to sound like.
Type your favourite band name and enjoy the bile ![Big Grin :D :D](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
http://www.chthonicionic.net/bile/
To give an example, this is what he thought of Dark Tranquillity:
I've tried to wipe Dark Tranquillity's The Gallery from my mind, but, for you, here's what I can remember...
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Lethe is simply terrible. That's it, no further explanation needed. Track ten, Wine Is The Grandeur isn't that bad. Ha ha. Got you. It's just a tiny bit worse than, say, the sound of my grandmother singing in the shower just after someone's turned on the hot water tap downstairs. Luckily a glitch on the CD caused Of Melancholy Burning to skip and refuse to play. Well, at least I hope that is what was happening - for all I know that was what Dark Tranquillity intended it to sound like.
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