"The only creature capable of sucking all traces of joy from the most enjoyable genre of music in existence, the self-proclaimed "metal expert" puts himself on this advanced tier, high above everyone else on the heavy metal ladder. There, he resides in seclusion, within his very own ivory tower of "never fucking getting it."
Classic!
Yeah, this describes a few people I have met throughout the years of concert going....like the one dude that turned a description of Dream Theater into a math problem.