Jax knows every prog band. What she doesn't know is they all suspect she's a sinister character, and they have secret meetings and discuss how to get rid of her. It might go something like this:
Power of Omens: Ok gentlemen. The first item on the agenda is Jax, and how come she knows all of us. What is she doing? Working for the IRS?
Zero Hour: Yeah. I think that could be it, y'know. Me and my brother are writing a concept album about it, called The Sinister Lady of the IRS.
Symphony X: That's a good idea. Perhaps we can spread the word, and save any up and coming prog acts from her probing.
(You guys do know we're the best prog band around, don't you?)
Zero Hour: Any other suggestions?
Spastic Ink: @)*&$ $ )(&@ @$(&@ @!_*&_(& *^^
(no one understands their music, so I doubt no one understands their speach, either).
Dream Theater: We know what to do. But we're such exclusivists, we're not going to tell anyone.
*By now, the whole meeting probably descends into chaos, with each band beating the other in strange rhythmic punches.*
