South Korea Vs. North Korea

Don't worry. Boston isn't in Korea.

Obama is "enraged" at the attacks of NK, and kim sum dong wang pang whatever his name is was waving his shwang at us last summer saying he'd pop off some ICBM's our way if we investigated one of his ships. but i'm pretty sure we just lol'ed at him, investigated the ship anyway, and then waved our cocks right back at him when they just sat there and took it. or, condie went over there and wrote them a big check to shut up and calm down.

... i could be recalling incorrectly, though. either way, NK has a few ghetto ICBM's and would love to aim them at us when we come to SK's aid. but if the pentagon is correct, and let's just fuckin hope they are, NK's missiles (the tapedong 2) are shitty and barely work and they don't have many with nuclear payloads (like around ten of 'em).
 
Think of Kim Jong-il as Mr Chow in the hangover except he has nukes and he doesn't like you.
Feeling better now?