Special Delivery from Europe: my black Xmas tree

[Necromunchkin]

My family is a bit too dysfunctional for me to enjoy their presence much. I'd rather spend the time with friends.

Seconded.

 

[Lunar Still]

Xmas tree are pagan anyways.

I think we should start a movement to reinstate Saturnalia, complete with drunken revelry and orgies lasting for seven days on end. WHO IS WITH ME???

 

[derek]

Yep.

Social roles swap during Saturnalia too, which means Masters serve Slaves.

Ironically, Saturnalia is one of the reasons early Christians came about.

 

[Captain Beard]

My house-negro (mother) remains a slave thank you.

 

[derek]

Not if we celebrate Saturnalia!

 

[Captain Beard]

No, then I sleep all day.

 

[flying_whale]

I think we should start a movement to reinstate Saturnalia, complete with drunken revelry and orgies lasting for seven days on end. WHO IS WITH ME???

i am. hell yeah. Bring it back!! and forget the christian shit about forgivness, gayness and all that shit. Pring back the metal!!!!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I disagree!

Sorry guys, I'm a part of the elite and there's no way I'm going to do a role swap with you scum.

 

[derek]

LOL, U R ELITE.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I had a Solstice bonfire a couple years ago.

 

[Captain Beard]

We roasted a bible at Glenn's house about 3 years back. The light of jesus didn't even warm his house up at all, barely anything. Fucking fraud.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

meh, none of that can be nearly as metal as two years ago when MFJ drank an entire bottle of mead in 20 minutes for a heathen solstice celebration, and then went from:

2:28pm, December 21st, 2004

And thanks to my mom, I can use my drinking horn as it is supposed to be used!!!!

to

3:07pm, December 21st, 2004

u fkcing sieee that bottle theer? its fucking GONE gmotherfuckes

I OWNED IT EXxept for 2 inches ownenowneoenw

IN 39 MINUTES


With further excerpts:

Marksveld: TITTTTSSS
Marksveld: TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITS
Marksveld: id jerk it if i werent so cocked

and other miscellaneous wisdom:


Marksveld: OTYG
Marksveld: THEY SHOULD HAVE A CEREA
B
Marksveld: CEREAL
Marksveld: BUT NOT A wATCH
Marksveld: BBECASEU YOU C ANT HAVE FOLK METAL ON URE ARM

etc.
Marksveld: dude
Marksveld: drunk
Marksveld: wtf have i odone
Marksveld: UT I RUEL
ES
Marksveld: I SHOOT JAPES
Marksveld: JAPAS
Marksveld: JAPZ
The Moonkultdawn: no, you're not in WWII

and:

Marksveld: moy mom is Like STFU
Marksveld: LOL
The Moonkultdawn: hahahaha
The Moonkultdawn: she'll never do this again

 

[Captain Beard]

I drank an entire bottle in 15 LAST NIGHT. Where's the challenge?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

but here the mayhem was documented for ALL to see

 

[Shpongled]

You guys should watch Beerfest if you want to know the REAL way to drink beer.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

^ I have a similar horn! I got it in Wacken 2000

Kevin: is Beerfest good? I've heard mixed reviews...

 

[derek]

As a movie, it sucked. Cliched nonsense, but as a beer-fan I thought it rocked.