Spider babies...

[EricT]

I live in a basement... I tend to get spiders often... big ones.

But tonight... about an hour ago, a large spider was above my dresser... I saw it, looked at it, and then... it let loose many babies from its sack all of sudden. I freaked out, got cans of every kinda spray i could and started spraying the fuck outta these motherfuckers with everything...

Raid, compressed air, spray paint, wood cleaner... EVERYTHING...

Victory was achieved, but at a cost as there are dead spiders everywhere in my room.

I now feel afraid to even be in here in fear of more... not to mention the hyperventalating that went on after said battle.

 

[perniciosa]

You killed baby spiders?!

 

[Super Mahrio]

ewwww ewww ewww eww ew ew...











ew

 

[MetalSteph]

Ewww ewww ewww.

I found a few black widows outside of my house and bought the industrial strength spider spray that kills scorpions. Dude you should just move.


Eww eww eww.

 

[MetalSteph]

ewwww ewww ewww eww ew ew...











ew

jinx

 

[Super Mahrio]

yeah no joke, call the pest control guy! i have one come out every month or so...wouldnt live without it

 

[EricT]

Yeah, I need to get outta utah... this spider thing was the last fucking straw...

You killed baby spiders?!

... And with a smile on my face I'd kill another thousand!

 

[Kvlt Wench]

And I comforted you when you were trembling in fear.

 

[EricT]

And I comforted you when you were trembling in fear.

Indeed...

Wasn't the story much more sick when it was being said by a hyperventilating guy over the phone? haha.

And yes, I got bored and returned to my room isabel, even though i vowed not to. Such a sucker for the computer I am.

But now I'm bored again, and scared of this room...

 

[Anvil]

Live among the spiders. They only want your precious body for crawling grounds.

 

[EricT]

I'm pretty sure the high level of toxins I unleashed upon this room is preventing any of them from living. The mother fell off the roof, she was bigger then hell.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

pix plz

 

[Captain Beard]

Please!

 

[EricT]

Mommy is in the toilet...

Babies remain lying in masses on my floor and in drawers since the vacuum bag is full, I can see if my camera can zoom close enough to show off later.

 

[EricT]

ARG! This day just gets worse...

I just sent my Dragonforce ticket through the wash...

Its still recognizable, just... weird looking now.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Let me join the EEEEEEWWWWW festival here.

EEw eew eew !!!!! I hate spiders....

 

[kerrys wear boots]

ewwwie

 

[lad]

And I thought this was a thread aboot that hilarious Father Ted episode, *humph*.

 

[Chromatose]

There's a father ted episode about spider babies?? If so.. I've gotta see it!

 

[JenniferGentle]

I love spiders! I have all my musical and art equipment down in the basement, and there are quite a few spiders, but there are things I HATE. Like moths, and flies and other nasties. Spiders just get RID of those things. I mean, yeah I freaked out, because there was this white ball once and out came thousands of baby spiders, so yeah...I uhm, put them in a paper towel and threw it outside.

But man, spiders are on OUR SIDE!!!!