Piss off Will. Ha! Ha!. That is pretty funny. By the way, I would never steal anything from anyone. Left my car parked at a bar overnight a few years back and someone smashed by window for 5 C.D.s, a Sony Discman, Checkbook with 4 checks that I cancelled immediately, and a broken pair of Rayban sunglasses (HA HA FUCKERS). I had 2 hats (Hard Rock Cafe & NYPD) and a set of jumper cables that they didn't take. I know I should have hid my C.D. player under the seat along with my C.D.s or put them in the trunk, but I forgot. The moral of this story and what an old man told me, "All a lock does is keep an honest man honest. If someone wants to get in your car or house bad enough, they'll try like hell".