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dreaming neon darkspot

natures' retard
May 13, 2002
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in times of grace
DarkestPisces31 (12:55:39 AM): we go to this japanese restaurant because apparently the basement is this bar where they dont card
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (12:57:12 AM): aha
DarkestPisces31 (12:56:27 AM): we get there around 9, nothing's going on, we believe we were lead astray and kayla knows of a place about a half an hour away where they dont card either
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (12:58:23 AM): mmhmm
DarkestPisces31 (12:57:29 AM): we catch a bus full of rowdy drunk people, arent entirely sure of where we're going, ask the pissed off bus driver where we should be going, and are told that we're on the wrong bus
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (12:59:12 AM): way to go
DarkestPisces31 (12:58:46 AM): we get off where he tells us the right bus picks up, which is this pretty sketchy area, wait there for at least a half an hour, and are then picked up by the right bus
DarkestPisces31 (12:59:22 AM): we sit around more drunk and rowdy people, ride for about a half an hour and get off where this wonderous bar is
DarkestPisces31 (12:59:55 AM): get there, find out they card, then set off looking for a bar in the opposite direction that some other people on the bus had gone to and said didnt card
DarkestPisces31 (1:00:48 AM): walk around an even sketchier area, have to walk down these scaffolding-like iced over steps to get down to the highway, get to this other bar and find out that they card to
DarkestPisces31 (1:00:50 AM): *too
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (1:02:30 AM): lol
DarkestPisces31 (1:01:05 AM): so then we decide "time to walk back to oakland"
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (1:02:46 AM): wtf? time to walk back to oakland? youre like an hour away
DarkestPisces31 (1:02:55 AM): we set off in what we think is the right direction but everyone else wants coffee. we see a quik-e-mart
DarkestPisces31 (1:03:23 AM): and run towards it, thinking our luck will change
DarkestPisces31 (1:03:35 AM): only to see the lights go out
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (1:05:22 AM): lol
DarkestPisces31 (1:05:15 AM): we bang on the door and flail about in the parking lot, cursing our luck, but then the guy running it sees us, takes pity and lets us in to make our purchases
DarkestPisces31 (1:05:33 AM): they all get coffee and we set off in what we assume is the right direction
DarkestPisces31 (1:06:30 AM): realize "hey, maybe not" and stop in a bar to ask for directions. they tell us to go the other way, we set off following their directions through the mother of sketchy creepy areas
DarkestPisces31 (1:07:33 AM): cross another iced over bridge, encounter drunk guys who we then watch run down the road, climb over an iced-over overpass, i slip and fall down a few steps, injuring my ass and pride
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (1:09:17 AM): gah
DarkestPisces31 (1:08:09 AM): get back into town, and just keep walking for a pretty long while until FINALLY we get back here
DarkestPisces31 (1:08:21 AM): sober. frozen.
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (1:09:47 AM): so, thats all you did for *looks at clock*
Nvrmr2FeelDPain (1:09:53 AM): 5 hours
DarkestPisces31 (1:08:39 AM): yep
 
the university of pittsburgh is right down the street, but i guess walking through the entirety of pittsburgh in frigid temperatures in the wee hours of the evening was safer than dealing with drunken frat boys on st patty's day
 
I stayed home, watched 2 episodes of Masters of Horror, The Big Lebowski, and got angry at my internet many times
which eps?!
did you see the one with the girl who can only be satisfied by the dead? SHE WAS PRETTY.

also been angry at my internet. residence usually cuts her off after 5g of d/l. so i cranked her around 9:30 (was at 4.9/5). got about 5 gigs by midnight. so they junction that to my new week, it seems. if it's cut this next week, i am raising every single fucking demon from hell to battle by my side as i tell a thousand tales of death and bring edmonton to its fucking knees.
 
some shitty one about Edgar Allan Poe and another shitty one about kids that eat ice cream given to them by a ghost clown, adn when they eat it, their parents melt into a big pile of clothing and cherry ice cream/water ice


havent seen the one with the girl and the dead... is that on the new season? I have ShowTime On Demand, so if that's that case, I'll give it a watch. thus far, the new season is severely lacking
 
i've never actually watched an episode. but i have all the first season downloaded. and i was in need of some sort of female motion nudity awhile back. so i sifted through the eps and found the winners. (fyi, eps 5, 7, 12) + maybe an ep called jennifer

12 is the necro bitch.

also spent the evening reliving some n64 moments. gosh do i love extreme G! part 2 is vastly inferior

AND discovered a fucking sorbo HERCULES game. which is like hercules + zelda - nintendo's flair for quality = SOMETHING KIND OF COOL

dipped into two nasty coolers some friends left. smirnoff. ugh. 7%, downed them quick. gave me a satisfactory buzz. on a kokanee now. flat and cold. YEAH.

i love blink 182.

also practiced my power chords this evening. my tremolo, too. my triplets recently returned to me in full fucking swing HEY.

Empire is amazing, too. powe rmetal hey!


QUOTE: DNDS
<3 Clive's brain
end

what have you READ?!@!?!?3w!?@#?!@?!?@
 
QUOTE: DNDS
<3 Clive's brain
end

what have you READ?!@!?!?3w!?@#?!@?!?@
hellbound heart and a handful of his short stories (the body politic, the one candyman is based on, the one about the guy doing the crazy witchcraft stuff in the prison, etc) ... i've got so many more of his books (books of blood, everville, damnation game) that i just dont get around to reading.
 
i''ve gone through weaveworld (OMG <3 IMMACULATA)
that two parter, whatever the fuck it was called. it wasn't extraordinary for me, but I really could not put her down)

damnation game fondled me on several levels of amazing. goddamn was it good. hence my email LOLZ (it's last.european
*touched*

OMG THE PIT

anyway!

also read a collection of books of blood AND abarat book 1. but then i found out it is an imcomplete series. so i refuse to touch anything until its done. i refuse to be driven nuts for a decade. but goddamn that first book touched me. that midnight dude. fucking COOL.

i... think that's all I read. i own hellbound heart... somewhere....back in Toronto I think. sigh. fuck i love barker though.
 
score. my internet intake was not junctioned. SCORE

also, dnds. i've read that collection I think. REMEMBER WHEN THE NIGLET GETS HIS DINKY TAKEN!? lolz! was body politic the one with that weird monster infested pool, the trainyard ghouls, or the wild hand)

i think it's the hand. they made a movie on it! it's decent.