stats for thursday, 4/17

[VangelicSurgeon]

Temperature, in Degrees Farenheit: 35
"Realfeel" Temperature, in Degrees Farenheit: 26
# of times I left my house this morning: 2
# of busses I saw pull away as I left my house: 2
Distance covered to work before I realized I forgot my medicine: half
# of minutes late to work: 30
Gigs of data deleted by me this morning off the office shared drive: 1.3

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Weeks since girlfriend has last recieved a paycheck: 6.5

 

[avi]

 

[xfer]

amount of money i have tied up in already-paid "house bills" that no one has given me money for yet: $640

 

[azal]

amount of money I have in my wallet: $4

 

[minxnim]

your g.f. is out of work? what does/did she do?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

well that's the thing, she works her ass off for a non-profit. they had their budget slashed and have not recieved some grant money that they were supposed to get. Also the boss (FalseTodd will vouch) is a horrible horrible manager as well as being the mother of one of Ann's best friends. so it's like a living hell right now for her, and whenever she complains this ho is all "I need you to be doing this for more than the money Ann" WHAT MONEY!? THERE IS NO MONEY!!! SHE'S DOING IT FOR MORE THAN THE MONEY YOU CRAZY PSYCHO HOSE BEAST!

They are independantly wealthy too so she isn't missing her checks. Meanwhile I am paying all the rent/bills this month.

 

[minxnim]

well, i mean, did they give her written verification that she'd be paid retroactively, or will she not be? that is such an awful sticky situation because who knows how long it could go on? half our grants were lost here because of weird budget crap and post 9/11 (they blame 9/11 for everything now) thingies. our grants writer looks frazzled and worn out. and i mean, how can you pay all the rent for much longer?
independently wealthy people forget that other people are poor as dirt. the bastards.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I don't know, this lady seriously lives in a fantasy world. ann's looking for a new job right now.

 

[xfer]

she should check out AIDS action maybe? since jenna moved on my connects there probably aren't strong enough to leverage any pull for her, but if she's interviewing with certain people i could tell her drunk stories about them she can throw back in their faces.

 

[minxnim]

does she still want to work for a non-profit? what kind?

 

[FuSoYa]

are we still doing stats?

 

[FrostGiant]

3-4, 1hr, 1k, 1bb

2.40 era

 

[minxnim]

# of hours slept last night: 2
# of apples eaten today: 2
members of my work team present today: 1 (me)

 

[avi]

dogs in house last night: 4

 

[minxnim]

amount of work i did today: 20 mins
amount of time the cat barfed this a.m. : 4 times
amount of times i cursed the cat out: 4 times

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

hehehehe

# of leg cramps that woke me up today: 1
# of coworkers I smoked pot with yesterday: 1
# of xfers seen yesterday: 1

 

[azal]

# of pizza slices I had last night: 2
# of beers: 3

 

[FrostGiant]

# of times I put mousse on my face instead of shaving cream this week: 2

 

[minxnim]

# of balloons i have blown up and drawn robot faces on today because i am bored and they're there: 12