Steve do you think Flea is a better bass player than you?

[Higon]

I don't have nearly the body like him to put all those sexy tattoos on.

But you have this cool... ehrn.... I mean... The... OH YES! The hair, you have a cool hair! And... .... hmmmm.... You don´t look gay!

(come on boys, let´s put his morale high before he commits suicide!)

 

[neal]

haha well id pick steve over flea in a fight i think. and steve plays cooler basses. ok so i dont know what kind of bass flea plays but its probably somthing lame hehe.
-neal

 

[Brodie-Dude]

Shit man.. who is better? All I have to say is DarkHall.

 

[Unregistered]

Well, Steve has to buy more shampoo, but saves money in the hair dye department. And Steve doesn't have that huge hillbilly gap in his teeth either. And steve doesn't kiss other band members. I think those count for alot.

 

[Higon]

And steve doesn't kiss other band members. I think those count for alot.

Yup... Steve, maybe if you start kissing band members you could sell tons of CDs like him! GAY STYLE!

 

[HippieOfDoom]

Maybe if someone in the band was cute enough...

 

[Brodie-Dude]

You need more Single Barrel man.

 

[HippieOfDoom]

Yes I do.
Thanks.
But Jon's face is still repulsive!
I'll let Flea represent all one of the gay bass players of the world. Him and Dave Vincent can hold hands.

 

[Unregistered]

Hehehehe

 

[Higon]

I'll let Flea represent all one of the gay bass players of the world.

Does the gay bassist play in a diferent way? I mean, the "Gay pick Style", using the wrist or something like that? We should avoid it!

 

[Higon]

Hmmm... If the problem is to kiss band members, here in my town we have a female Death metal band called Pandora. Maybe I should join then. They are not that good, you know. But girls, metal, Leather clothes...

Hey, maybe Steve should join a female band. I think Spice Girls still lacks one member! Take your chance dude! I think nobody died ´cause of coreography... Yet...

 

[Unregistered]

Hmmm, the gay technique? Maybe the wrist is bent while picking? Can you vogue while playing bass? Why do I get the feeling this thread took a nasty turn.

 

[Higon]

Maybe the wrist is bent while picking?

Exactly! I wanted to say that, but can´t found the right words in my limited vocabulary. =P

 

[Unregistered]

Im going to attemt to get this thread away from gay talk. Higon, that signature line is Portuguese? Since your Brazilian. What does it say? It's bothering me, not knowing what it says.

 

[flaviu]

"O baixista mais preguiçoso e mediocre de todo o universo!"



"the most lazy and mediocre(?) bass player in the whole world"


hehe, brasilian bass players rlz

 

[Higon]

"the most lazy and mediocre(?) bass player in the whole world"

Ops! One mistake! It's whole "Universe"! I'm that bad.

Brazilian OwnS!!!!

I'm from Maringá/PR - somewhere near to flaviu

 

[LordFireworm]

Originally posted by HippieOfDoom
Him and Dave Vincent can hold hands.

Hahahaha.
The Genitorturors...Goddamn.How do you go from Alters of Madness to fully blown (No pun intended) bondage rock.
Mind you,with the leather, the dressing up and and occasional make-up,Metal has more then a few links to the gay world.
Lets not forget that one of the main hero's in metal is a gay man.
Lars Ulrich...I mean,Rob Halford.

 

[Higon]

Lars Ulrich...I mean,Rob Halford.

AHUAHUAEHUAUHAEUAHUAHUAEHUAEHAEUHUH Lars is absolutelly gay. He is at a point he can't turn back. Rob Halford looks like Cris Barnes next to him...

 

[LordFireworm]

Originally posted by Higon
AHUAHUAEHUAUHAEUAHUAHUAEHUAEHAEUHUH Lars is absolutelly gay. He is at a point he can't turn back. Rob Halford looks like Cris Barnes next to him...

Chris Barnes looks like Rob Halford next to Max from Krisiun.

 

[Charlotte the Harlot]

What's this about Dave's bondage rock?