Stop bitching about Twilight !

Still terrible.

I don't understand lesbians. I mean I understand lesbians, but I don't understand why virtually every dude is into them. I don't like watching videos of cheeseburgers eat each other - on their own, they're delicious, but once they start eating each other, neither is useful to me.
 
I don't understand lesbians. I mean I understand lesbians, but I don't understand why virtually every dude is into them. I don't like watching videos of cheeseburgers eat each other - on their own, they're delicious, but once they start eating each other, neither is useful to me.

:lol:
 
Still terrible.

I don't understand lesbians. I mean I understand lesbians, but I don't understand why virtually every dude is into them. I don't like watching videos of cheeseburgers eat each other - on their own, they're delicious, but once they start eating each other, neither is useful to me.


Did you really just compare cheeseburger to women? Are you sexually attracted to cheese burgers? :guh:
 
I don't understand lesbians. I mean I understand lesbians, but I don't understand why virtually every dude is into them. I don't like watching videos of cheeseburgers eat each other - on their own, they're delicious, but once they start eating each other, neither is useful to me.

:lol:

I'm not attracted to lesbians either. I mean, will never fap on it. But if 2 girls would propose me somthing, I would of course love it, definitely. That's just not a fantasy.
 
Still terrible.

I don't understand lesbians. I mean I understand lesbians, but I don't understand why virtually every dude is into them. I don't like watching videos of cheeseburgers eat each other - on their own, they're delicious, but once they start eating each other, neither is useful to me.

Not sure what there is to explain, man. It's just something awesome, but two of it.
 
Still terrible.

I don't understand lesbians. I mean I understand lesbians, but I don't understand why virtually every dude is into them. I don't like watching videos of cheeseburgers eat each other - on their own, they're delicious, but once they start eating each other, neither is useful to me.

this is both the dumbest, and greatest thing that has ever been said.
im a vegetarian, but it makes perfect sense.
You sir, are a philosopher.
 
Still terrible.

I don't understand lesbians. I mean I understand lesbians, but I don't understand why virtually every dude is into them. I don't like watching videos of cheeseburgers eat each other - on their own, they're delicious, but once they start eating each other, neither is useful to me.

So you don't watch porn either then? I mean It's like watching someone else eating a cheeseburger...what's useful about that? :)
 
So you don't watch porn either then? I mean It's like watching someone else eating a cheeseburger...what's useful about that? :)

or its like the great george carlin said.....

Porn shows you this girl. and then you kind of grow an attraction for her and she sort of becomes your girlfriend. then some guy comes in and fucks your girlfriend.
 
Still terrible.

I don't understand lesbians. I mean I understand lesbians, but I don't understand why virtually every dude is into them. I don't like watching videos of cheeseburgers eat each other - on their own, they're delicious, but once they start eating each other, neither is useful to me.

^

Lesbian is a synonyme for man-hater..