Stop bitching about Twilight !

[Skinny Viking]

Na, I'm cool with gayness. Can't say I'm gay though.

Can't or won't?

 

[SocialNumb]

Can't because I don't lie.

 

[crillemannen]

Jeff pretty much killed the thread with that hilarious statement bout bourgers

 

[monoxide_child]

I don't understand lesbians. I mean I understand lesbians, but I don't understand why virtually every dude is into them. I don't like watching videos of cheeseburgers eat each other - on their own, they're delicious, but once they start eating each other, neither is useful to me.

 

[JeffTD]

You bumped a thread from two years ago to post the exact same comment that you yourself posted two years ago?

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/9953547-post37.html

 

[bryan_kilco]

You bumped a thread from two years ago to post the exact same comment that you yourself posted two years ago?

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/9953547-post37.html

LULZ.

 

[monoxide_child]

You bumped a thread from two years ago to post the exact same comment that you yourself posted two years ago?

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/9953547-post37.html

yes
i'm crazy like that

 

[LeSedna]

At least you can't say he's no logical with himself !

 

[abaga129]

I rather watch lesbo porn than straight porn. I have a penis. I don't want to watch another dudes penis.

This sums up what I've been saying for years. I would rather not whack my pudd while there is a penis on the screen.
I also think girls + dildos = great

 

[JeffTD]

I honestly find porn weird as fuck these days. I get like zero enjoyment out of it, it all just seems so stupid and fake and dumb.

 

[Line666]

This sums up what I've been saying for years. I would rather not whack my pudd while there is a penis on the screen.
I also think girls + dildos = great

You don't understand dude; you have to think of it like your penis is living vicariously through the onscreen penis; you are that monstrous black totem pole of untethered manliness about to unleash your carnal desire upon that burgeoning collective of don't-quite-look-like-it-but-close-enough 18 year olds. LIVE IT.

 

[abaga129]

You don't understand dude; you have to think of it like your penis is living vicariously through the onscreen penis; you are that monstrous black totem pole of untethered manliness about to unleash your carnal desire upon that burgeoning collective of don't-quite-look-like-it-but-close-enough 18 year olds. LIVE IT.

this is probably in the top 5 funniest posts I've ever read on here!

 

[monoxide_child]

I honestly find porn weird as fuck these days. I get like zero enjoyment out of it, it all just seems so stupid and fake and dumb.

you mean you don't like any porn at all any more??

or

do you mean that the porn being made now is of lesser quality than the "old-school porn" you're used to looking at??

 

[monoxide_child]

You don't understand dude; you have to think of it like your penis is living vicariously through the onscreen penis; you are that monstrous black totem pole of untethered manliness about to unleash your carnal desire upon that burgeoning collective of don't-quite-look-like-it-but-close-enough 18 year olds. LIVE IT.

yeah
exactly
except that i don't like looking at black dick
or looking at huge dick
and i don't like young girls

 

[JeffTD]

you mean you don't like any porn at all any more??

or

do you mean that the porn being made now is of lesser quality than the "old-school porn" you're used to looking at??

I mean I don't find it as sexually stimulating anymore; definitely part of being in a serious relationship.

yeah
exactly
except that i don't like looking at black dick
or looking at huge dick
and i don't like young girls

This just reeks all over of latent and closeted homosexual urges.

 

[drew_drummer]

I try to get the nastiest, youngest (within legal limits!), filthiest Japanese hardcore tentacle pr0n I can. That's the only way porn works for me.

The worst porn on the planet? American porn, no fucking question. Also, Germans love to fuck cars.

 

[RedDog]

This just reeks all over of latent and closeted homosexual urges.

Goddamn it Jeff, I love your posts, but this has made me fall straight (lolpun) in love with you.

 

[monoxide_child]

I try to get the nastiest, youngest (within legal limits!), filthiest Japanese hardcore tentacle pr0n I can. That's the only way porn works for me.

This just reeks all over of latent and closeted homosexual urges.