Then why did you go and see them then?
But honestly, can someone please tell my wtf are the twighlight movies about and why they suck? They have some gay action in them?
WHAT IT'S ABOUT :
- Everything is based in the fact there is a love between the girl and a boy that appears the be a vampire. (GIRLY)
- the vampire is super hot (GIRLY)
- their love is impossible to live because he will not get older, and he is permanently fighting for not sucking her blood. (GIRLY) (actually, this is the funny thing of the movie, if you make an analogy between her and a piece of meat. It's like, each time he looks at her, he sees meat)
- then another guy comes, who is a werewolf. Girls say he is hot (I don't see how he can be as hot as the first one honestly but what girls say is what is important for the productors of course). (GIRLY)
- so there is a rivality between the two guys and she cannot choose. It's a drama (GIRLY)
WHY THIS SUCKS :
- almost NOTHING happens in the movies
- every 10mn there is a scene between the protagonists saying "I love you, I don't care if it's impossible, I wanna love you for ever".
- battles are super boring and badly produced. It's like, there are $M used for almost no special scene, and the only scenes which need post production suck a lot
- it's supposed to have vampires in it. You'll see no blood.
- oh and, when they are supposed to fuck, it's like it disappears from the screen. The movie is really intendend to adolescent girls. It's like, the whole movie, they are attracted to each other or they have some sort of desires etc, but nothing never happens really.
All I say is based only on the first an half the 2nd movie. Didn't see the last one and certainly won't.
EDIT : look, everything I've said is summed up here
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