Strangest thing you've found in your poop

[Oded]

Corn is nothing. (cue Ukrainian accent) "I skoff ehht zhoor anal kkkorn!"

I once found a quarter in my stool. Oddly enough, I didn't recall swallowing it. I HEARD the damned thing clinking in the bottom of my toilet. Just imagine my surprise. Just imagine my amusement!

 

[xfer]

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

blood

 

[goatschool]

a pin, and 26 angels were still dancing on the head of it!

 

[xfer]

ok, honestly, (and to top this so Mia has more of a chance to see it), you know those black stringy seaweed-looking things that are in hot-and-sour soup? well, let's just say they don't digest and i thought my insides were coming out once because of them.

 

[BigFakeSmile]

this thread is tempting, but no

 

[luke]

Once my cat ate a big ball of long hairs, and when he went pooh it all dragged around behind him because most of the hairs were still up his bum. I had to pull on the log until all the hairs broke. His anus looked like a raisin squeezed between two fingers.